tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website

The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday.

- Unknown (via purplebuddhaproject)


what do you mean orange chicken isnt a fruit

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

(Source: nygaards)


fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me


if a gay guy complements a girl does he say “no hetero” afterwards?

If I woke up with u there is call the cops

Can’t say I would blame you Michael ;)

If I woke up next to you I would probably kiss you lots until you woke up and then we could just cuddle for a super long time


This sounds nice ;) as long as I knew you a bit. ;)

The “turnoff” “turnon” game. Ask me anything and I will answer if it is a turn off or turn on.


reblog if your sleep schedule is completely messed up and you don’t give a hickity heck

(Source: expels)

What would you do if you woke up in the morning and I was sleeping next to you?

(Source: forcedlove)


let’s cuddle on a rainy day, watch old movies, and make out.


i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i don’t see them and hope for the best??